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Past Our Dancing DaysA kitchen. MAN and WOMAN stand centre stage, in front of a counter with drawers. They are arguing as lights fade on.Past Our Dancing Days
WOMAN. Look. It’s called a double suicide pact for a reason. I kill myself, and then you kill yourself. MAN. Why are we doing this again? Do I have to kill myself? WOMAN. Yes. MAN. I don’t like the smell of blood. WOMAN. So what? MAN. I don’t like iron either. Probably because iron smells like blood. WOMAN. Shut up. MAN. Don’t tell me to shut up. WOMAN.
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Nothing v1.5NothingNothing v1.5
A short play by David Couture
A bare stage. GUY 1 is standing CENTRE stage.
GUY 2 [entering]. Hey. GUY 1. Hello. GUY 2. What are you doing? GUY 1. I’m watching the burning house. GUY 2. What burning house? GUY 1. The one that’s offstage. GUY 2. It’s offstage? GUY 1. What do you see onstage? GUY 2. Nothing. GUY 1. That’s because it’s offstage. GUY 2. Then what’s the point? GUY 1. It’s
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Fate Rewrite P. 1A sunny day in the park. There is a single bench CENTRE stage. GOD is sitting on the LEFT side of the bench. He has long, white hair and a long, white beard, and is wearing a simple white robe. He is reading a newspaper. Enter PETER from the RIGHT. He is wearing black pants, leather shoes, white socks and a white shirt. He is carrying a paper bag. PETER sits on the bench next to GOD, setting his bag next to him. He folds his hands and admires the weather.Fate Rewrite P. 1
PETER. Nice weather today, eh? GOD [focusin
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The more you knowI hate playing with dinosaurs. Common sense would dictate that they would be excellent poker players, as they are incapable of facial expression. I've deduced that when they lunge at you and eat your face, they're displeased, but I don't know if you could call that a facial expression per se. It's like Wild West movies where everybody pulls out a six-shooter, except instead of a gun, it's a dinosaur, and instead of being shot, your face gets eaten. However, I digress. My original point was that dinosaurs should be good at poker, and yet this is simply not the case. Take, for exThe more you know
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A Twist of HeroismEvery woman seeks a hero; a knight in shining armor to sweep them off their feet when they're in distress and carry them away to commit acts of sickeningly sweet romance found only in the backs of Fabio-approved dimestore novels. I have found this to be a universal truth hidden deep within the heart of every heterosexual female regardless of the number of times they deny it or the ounces of pepper spray they use on you.A Twist of Heroism
The only problem with the heroic approach is that many of us guys don't believe we actually have the ability to defeat any foe that doesn't appear on a video game screen. We can barely sweep
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